Cool Msn Nicks

• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
• Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
• The surest way to remain poor is to be honest.
• An idea is salvation by imagination
• I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
• Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
• A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
• Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
• Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace.
• Save a tree, eat a beaver
• Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
• Dont steal, the government hates competition 
• Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
• Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
• The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
• The higher you are, the farther you fall
• Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
• What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
• I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• Not me, not now, maybe later...
• Eat the dish of revenge cold instead of hot.
• Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy
• I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
• Facts are the enemy of truth.
• Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
• There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
• Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
• When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
• The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
• Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
• Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
• If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
• A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts

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