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The surest way to remain
poor is to be honest.
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Don't steal, the government hates competition
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When cows laugh, does milk
come out of their nose?
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A drunken man's words are a
sober man's thoughts
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Santa Claus: He died for
your presents.
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Santa - how much for a copy
of your list of naughty girls?
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Guys aren't worth your tears
and the one who is won't make you cry.
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I see you next to never, how
can we say forever...
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Friends Never say goodbye,
they say hello!!
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Laughter is a tranquilizer
with no side effects.
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Let your tears come. Let
them water your soul.
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Nothing ends nicely, that's
why it ends.
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The best way to destroy an
enemy is to make him a friend.
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Life without friendship is
like the sky without sun.
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A faithful friend is the
medicine of life.
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Plant a seed of friendship;
reap a bouquet of happiness
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Be a good listener. Your
ears will never get you in trouble.
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Two souls in one, two hearts
into one heart.
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Everybody has the right to
be stupid but your breaking the rules!
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Don't knock masturbation,
it's sex with someone I love
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I like your new face,
but my monkey wants his ass back.
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Take a break like it is a
sort of screen saver!
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Never argue with a
fool. People might not know the difference.
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What do you call a skeleton
snake? a rattler!
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God is closest to those with
broken hearts.
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What is the opposite of two?
A lonely me, a lonely you.
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Loving is so short and
forgetting so long.
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I’m going to laugh, so you
don’t see me cry.
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If you lost your love for
me, you never let it show.
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If loving you is wrong, I
don't wanna be right
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Do you believe in love at
first site, or should I walk by again?
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If you are drinking to
forget, pay in advance
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If I die before I wake, at
least in heaven I can skate
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I can't wait to see how you
look when I'm naked
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I may be fat, but you're
ugly, and I can diet
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Women need a reason to have
sex. Men just need a place.
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Aren't you tired? You're
walking for hours in my head!
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Science is organized
knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
