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  • The surest way to remain poor is to be honest.

  • Don't steal, the government hates competition

  • When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

  • A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts

  • Santa Claus: He died for your presents.

  • Santa - how much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?

  • Guys aren't worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry.

  • I see you next to never, how can we say forever... 

  • Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!

  • Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

  • Let your tears come. Let them water your soul.

  • Nothing ends nicely, that's why it ends.

  • The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.

  • Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.

  • A faithful friend is the medicine of life.

  • Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness

  • Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.

  • Two souls in one, two hearts into one heart.

  • Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!

  • Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love 

  • I like your new face, but my monkey wants his ass back.

  • Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!

  • Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

  • What do you call a skeleton snake? a rattler!

  • God is closest to those with broken hearts.

  • What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.

  • Loving is so short and forgetting so long.

  • I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry.

  • If you lost your love for me, you never let it show.

  • If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right

  • Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?

  • If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance

  • If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate

  • I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked

  • I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet

  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

  • Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!

  • Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.

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